"Today, I'm in the Jaguar XJR....but probably not the one you're thinking of."

"This is where it all started...Jaguar's first V8. The snarly blower-V8 pair that carried the brand into the 21st century was born here."

• the least cute car...ever
• Teething problems - nikasil
• "There is a

function within the cluster that dims the backlighting under conditions of extreme temperature."

• had 25 more horsepower than the current corvette
• the transmission is still being made http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_5G-Tronic_transmission
• "Let me just name off some films the XJR has appeared in..." http://www.imcdb.org/vehicles.php?make=Jaguar&model=XJR&page=2

My Favorite Game - The Cardigans

Paranoid Funk - Lil' Noid

• piece on pronunciation of "Jaguar"
• the XJR has come back
• gotta get video of me going through a drive-through pharmacy.
• Keepin on'! that one dj screw track

"When this car was being built, it was still social acceptable for me to appear nude in public."

• not just a spare tire. A SPARE WHEEL
• "new generations of the S-Class are timed with global recessions....look it up if you don't believe me."
• no seatbelt warning